2010 Classic: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my first follower of the decade! Part of the 50… Read More »2010 Classic: The Tank
2009 Archive: The Velvet
I’m “plush.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: Call of Duty 4
Modern Warfare: Why were the kids crawling through the grass in ghillie suits? Because “All Ghillied Up” was the only mission that mattered, and Captain… Read More »2007 Vintage: Call of Duty 4
2007 Classic: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on my 2-megapixel masterpieces. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Corona
“With a lime, please.” “It’s 2006, we use lemons now for ‘edginess’.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Corona
2006 Classic: The Potato
I’m a “couch” potato playing virtual sports. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Scandal
Why was the White House grateful for “Brangelina”? Because it was the only thing in 2005 that could knock a “Casualty Report” off the front… Read More »2005 Archive: The Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Scandal
2005 Classic: The War of the Worlds Tripods
That “BWAAAAA” sound is the scariest thing I’ve ever heard coming from a giant mechanical tripod. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital… Read More »2005 Classic: The War of the Worlds Tripods
2005 Classic: The Grey’s Anatomy Doctor
“I need 50mg of electricity and a 60-watt bulb, STAT!” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Million Dollar Baby Heartbreak
I went in for a boxing movie and came out a broken human being. Thanks, Clint Eastwood. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Million Dollar Baby Heartbreak