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2005 Archive: The Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Scandal

Why was the White House grateful for “Brangelina”? Because it was the only thing in 2005 that could knock a “Casualty Report” off the front page.

Part of the 32 Presidential Jokes: The 2005 “Katrina & Keyboard Cats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@C++_Dev_9811/03/2001 03:34I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@CSS_Master_9903/26/2011 03:53Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Broadband_Newbie10/05/2012 12:04Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Tank_Operator11/06/2006 15:41Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Bill_Nye_Fan06/19/2001 08:05Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob04/06/1998 19:38The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@CounterStrike_Pro03/25/2015 17:12Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@GL_HF_Runner02/18/2008 11:12Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut04/11/2014 19:59My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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