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2006 Classic: The Potato

 I’m a “couch” potato playing virtual sports.

Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Player_Fan08/18/2012 21:49Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Firewire_Fan08/03/2010 08:58Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Digimon_Tamer01/11/2006 14:49My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Party_On_Garth02/03/2000 22:43I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Fat_Bastard_Get07/06/2012 10:02Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Mini_Me_Rocks03/06/2006 04:37... (Laughter in silence).
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