I’m a “couch” potato playing virtual sports.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
... (Laughter in silence).
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.