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2009 Archive: The Velvet

 I’m “plush.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_8806/14/2001 10:47Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes04/24/2012 18:33Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Men_In_Black_K08/26/2002 13:49We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Firewire_Fan06/20/2001 01:04Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Liger_Owner_X04/12/2010 22:36It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Hansel_So_Hot07/20/2012 16:22That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Beanie_Campbell04/17/2006 09:17True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Blogger_Default10/15/2003 15:49Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Forever_Alone_X08/29/2006 19:50At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
@Shut_Up_Money07/02/2015 01:24Shut up and take my laughter!

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