1999 Archive: Lou Bega
Why did he only need “Mambo No. 5”? Because in 1999, he managed to name-drop every girl in his phone book and turn it into… Read More »1999 Archive: Lou Bega
1998 Archive: The Butterfly Clip Defense
The math teacher telling a student to remove the ten plastic insects from her hair because they were reflecting the overhead lights. Part of the… Read More »1998 Archive: The Butterfly Clip Defense
1997 Archive: The Raspberry
I’m a prankster. I’m just blowing raspberries. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Legacy: The HMO Gym
My HMO opened a gym. It’s just a room where you run away from people trying to give you a bill. Part of the 55… Read More »1996 Legacy: The HMO Gym
1996 Vintage: The Toni Braxton “Un-Break My Heart”
Why so many tears? For a ballad so powerful it could stop traffic in New York City using nothing but Toni’s lower register. Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Toni Braxton “Un-Break My Heart”
1996 Archive: The Remote Access
Why did the boss call from his car? To show off his “Mobile Office” (a phone wired to the cigarette lighter). Part of the 68… Read More »1996 Archive: The Remote Access
1996 Vintage: The Politician
My mother-in-law is like a candidate in an election year. She makes a lot of promises about leaving and then never does. Part of the… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Politician
1996 Classic: The Kennedy Center Honors Joke
Why? Because it’s the only show on TV where the audience is more famous than the people on stage. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards… Read More »1996 Classic: The Kennedy Center Honors Joke
1995 Legacy: The Real Estate Deal
Why did the lawyer buy a house in the swamp? He felt right at home with the other bottom-feeders. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Real Estate Deal
1995 Vintage: The Defrag Animation Comfort
Spending a rainy Sunday afternoon watching the Windows disk organization program move tiny colored blocks around a grid layout, feeling a deep sense of personal… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Defrag Animation Comfort