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1999 Archive: Lou Bega

 Why did he only need “Mambo No. 5”? Because in 1999, he managed to name-drop every girl in his phone book and turn it into a global dance craze.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Geocities_Neighbor01/20/2009 17:33Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@SoundBlaster_AWE01/10/2007 07:36Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Winamp_Playlist11/06/2005 04:58Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Animorphs_X12/07/2014 22:25I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Baxter_The_Dog06/27/2002 02:58Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Overly_Attached03/15/2012 21:01I’m watching you... read this joke!
@PopUp_Blocker_X05/21/1999 19:31I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob06/22/1998 01:50The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

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