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1998 Archive: The Butterfly Clip Defense

The math teacher telling a student to remove the ten plastic insects from her hair because they were reflecting the overhead lights.

Part of the 33 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1998 “Furby Invasion, Britney Spears & iMac G3” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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