2006 Vintage: The Corona

“With a lime, please.” “It’s 2006, we use lemons now for ‘edginess’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch08/05/2009 03:06There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@WAP_Navigator10/09/1995 03:53Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Eminem_Fan_0002/17/2008 12:28Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@MTV_Unplugged12/22/2007 01:48Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Ancient_Aliens_G04/14/1998 07:24I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.