Why so much silver? Because half the actresses looked like they were auditioning to be the new Emmy statuette. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards… Read More »2016 Archive: Worst Dressed (The 2016 Metallic Trend)
I’m “tapping” out—catch you in 2017! Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
She’s upgraded her selfie stick to a drone. Now she can get high-altitude footage of the mess in our backyard to show her bridge club.… Read More »2015 Archive: The Selfie Stick (Part 2)
Her Fitbit says she’s in “Peak Performance.” I told her that’s just the adrenaline she gets from criticizing my driving. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Fitbit (Part 2)
I’m “recycling” puns about frozen things. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
What do you call a hill that’s a comedian? “Hill-arious.” Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
“It hurts when I do this.” “Then stop trying to do ‘Twerking’ videos. Your hips weren’t made for that.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2013 Archive: The Knee
Why was the Dad acting like a spy (again)? Because Adele’s theme song made “pouring a glass of water” feel like a high-stakes mission for… Read More »2012 Classic: The Skyfall Teasers
The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Give me all the answers for the history homework” into Google wouldn’t… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Google Search Answer Trap
Why was it back? Because Motorola decided the “RAZR” brand was like a zombie—it just won’t die, it just gets thinner and smarter. Part of… Read More »2011 Archive: The Motorola RAZR (Droid)
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