Her Fitbit says she’s in “Peak Performance.” I told her that’s just the adrenaline she gets from criticizing my driving.
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The Recipe Critic
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!