Why did they look like soldiers? Because in 2003, the line between “Journalism” and “Trying not to get shot” was exactly one Kevlar vest wide.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.