2011 Archive: The “Nyan Cat” Loop
Why was the rainbow cat flying through space? Because a Pop-Tart cat with a Japanese pop song was the only thing our brains could handle… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Nyan Cat” Loop
2011 Archive: The MSN Messenger “Nudge”
Why did the screen shake? Because the intern was still trying to use a 2005 social tool in a 2011 world. Part of the 76… Read More »2011 Archive: The MSN Messenger “Nudge”
2011 Archive: The Green Lantern Ring
Why was the host wearing a plastic green ring? Because Ryan Reynolds convinced him that “In brightest day, in blackest night,” no burger shall escape… Read More »2011 Archive: The Green Lantern Ring
2010 Archive: The “Teenage Dream” Katy Perry
Why was the 4th so nostalgic? Because Katy made us all feel like we were 17 again, even if we were currently struggling to get… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Teenage Dream” Katy Perry
2010 Archive: The Corona
“Still finding the beach.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Polyester
I’m “synthetic.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Hulu Plus
We have to pay for it now? My husband is starting a protest in the living room. Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Classic: The Hulu Plus
2008 Legacy: The “Bleeding Love” Leona Lewis
She’s been bleeding love for six months on the radio. Someone please give her a bandage and a new playlist. Part of the 81 Observational… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Bleeding Love” Leona Lewis
2008 Archive: The Lehman Brothers Joke
“I’m starting a bank!” “What are you calling it?” “‘Lehman Sisters’. Maybe women will have the common sense not to bet the house on a… Read More »2008 Archive: The Lehman Brothers Joke
2007 Archive: The Horse
I’m “stable” for the next update. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified