I’m “stable” for the next update.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!