“Still finding the beach.”
Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kamikaze
"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
That was intense... and funny!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!