The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »2007 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
Why was the “fairy tale” feeling a bit tired? Because even the kids agreed that by the third movie, the ogre jokes were starting to… Read More »2007 Vintage: Shrek the Third
Why were lawyers happy when Facebook opened up to everyone? Because more users meant more people “checking in” at places where they were supposed to… Read More »2007 Classic: The Facebook Platform
“I am… bored.” “In 2006, this is considered groundbreaking journalism.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified
The official song for when you’re calling your ex and your current girlfriend is in the other room. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Lips of an Angel” Hinder
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2005 Classic: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube & Sith… Read More »2005 Archive: The Hatch
Why were gamers saving their money? Because they knew their social life would officially end in November thanks to the “white box” from Microsoft. Part… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Xbox 360 Announcement
A girl sings “We Belong Together” to her glass of wine. Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your… Read More »2005 Classic: The Mariah Carey
Why was the Tour de France a one-man parade? Because Lance won his record-setting sixth straight title, though the record books would later need a… Read More »2004 Archive: The Lance Armstrong Six-Peat
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