2005 Vintage: The Xbox 360 Announcement

Why were gamers saving their money? Because they knew their social life would officially end in November thanks to the “white box” from Microsoft.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »

Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »

Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because we realized that in 2024, ev...read more »

Why was Grandpa looking for a clock? Because Harrison Ford return...read more »

In 2010, Independence Day was a "dream within a dream." We were a...read more »

Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »

Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »

Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »

@Winamp_Skin_Maker12/04/1998 00:02Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Net_Addict_200001/18/2002 00:35My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Firewire_Fan11/07/1997 06:34Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Steve-O_Wild06/03/1999 21:46Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Dancing_Baby_9609/26/2012 10:23Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Blogger_Default07/29/2005 03:24Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob08/20/2009 04:01The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@StrongBad_Mail07/21/1995 09:49I’m checking my email and I found a winner!