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2011 Archive: The Green Lantern Ring

Why was the host wearing a plastic green ring? Because Ryan Reynolds convinced him that “In brightest day, in blackest night,” no burger shall escape his sight.

Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2011 “Party Rock & Potter’s End” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Sysop08/13/2012 05:26Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Men_In_Black_K07/14/1995 16:03We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Zoolander_Derek08/05/1995 17:17What is this? A joke for ants?
@USB_Pioneer02/13/2012 02:14Plug and Play laughter!
@Rugrats_Tommy05/24/2002 15:43A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Stick_Death_Fan11/02/2003 06:54Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@LonelyGirl15_F07/21/2009 07:58Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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