2009 Classic: The Polyester

I’m “synthetic.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Shrek_Ogrelord06/27/1999 07:27Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Student_Life_0103/07/1999 22:57Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@American_Psycho_P03/30/2008 04:29I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Jesus_Quintana06/07/2007 00:31Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Footloose_Ren12/24/1999 08:48Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Delicious_Links11/09/2013 06:26Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Friendster_Ghost02/10/2001 10:51Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Shut_Up_Money05/26/2014 12:50Shut up and take my laughter!