Why was the rainbow cat flying through space? Because a Pop-Tart cat with a Japanese pop song was the only thing our brains could handle in 2011.
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🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Legacy: Elemental
Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2011 “Skyrim & The Boy Who Lived” Edition
In 2011, Halloween was a mix of epic finales and digital beginnin...read more »
2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »
2025 Legacy: Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Cyber-Pet” Edition
In 1997, Halloween was a mix of futuristic optimism and VHS nosta...read more »
2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Angela Bassett Did The Thing" Rap
Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »
1999 Joke: A Zombie Walked Into
A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition
In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & The Ring” Edition
In 2002, Halloween was a mix of superhero hype and the kind of ps...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 2006 “Pirates & Nintendo Wii” Edition
In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
There is a joke in my boot!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
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