2021 Vintage: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘Sanitized Equipment Fee’?” “Because I had to spray my pen with holy water after you touched it.” Part of the 64… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Bill
2021 Archive: The Vaccine Joy
We got our shots. I told my wife I’m ready to see the world. She said, “The world is fine, let’s start by seeing the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Vaccine Joy
2020 Archive: The Sanitizer Sting
I used hand sanitizer after a paper cut. I saw God. He told me to stop touching paper. Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Archive: The Sanitizer Sting
2018 Classic: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the island. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Black Panther Effect
Why was the traveler crossing his arms at security? Because he shouted “Wakanda Forever!” and expected the metal detector to be made of vibranium. Part of the… Read More »2018 Classic: The Black Panther Effect
2015 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »2015 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2014 Legacy: The Reflex
He hit my knee. My phone fell out of my pocket and the screen cracked. He charged me for ‘Stress Testing’. Part of the 61… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Reflex
2014 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a rock.” “Is it the New Age meditation?” “No, it’s the $5,000 stabilizer suit I’m wearing.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
2013 Archive: The Medical Selfie
I saw a guy taking a selfie in the MRI machine. The technician said, “Sir, the magnet is going to pull that phone out of… Read More »2013 Archive: The Medical Selfie
2013 Archive: The Imagine Dragons “Night Visions” (Peak)
Why “Radioactive”? For the song that was so big it literally wouldn’t leave the Billboard charts for 87 weeks. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2013 Archive: The Imagine Dragons “Night Visions” (Peak)