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2021 Vintage: The Bill

“Why is there a ‘Sanitized Equipment Fee’?” “Because I had to spray my pen with holy water after you touched it.”

Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level08/13/2007 19:24There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Linux_Distro_Fan08/10/2008 03:30Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Cheers_Norm03/20/2010 03:58Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Rocket_Power_9908/12/2009 07:51We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@DragonBall_Z_G07/12/1997 16:47His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Star_Wars_Kid01/19/2003 13:17I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Hi5_Pro_User05/19/2001 13:24High five for this joke!
@Viewer_Number_102/11/2000 17:18First! And it’s funny!

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