“Steady as a rock.” “Is it the New Age meditation?” “No, it’s the $5,000 stabilizer suit I’m wearing.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Anesthesia
"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0
My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The End
"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Heart
"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!