1997 Archive: The Defense Reform Initiative

Why “Reform”? Because “We are out of money and the Cold War is over” didn’t have enough syllables for a Pentagon report.

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@WAP_Navigator05/05/1996 01:26Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Married_With_Kids03/01/1997 05:28Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@CSS_Master_9904/13/2012 18:40Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Oracle_Says08/29/2004 10:56I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Donnie_Darko_8808/18/2005 14:56Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Kill_Bill_Bride08/08/2015 01:05I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Distracted_Boy03/23/1999 18:06Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Gaia_Online_Gold08/13/1995 08:41Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.