The absolute chaos when the website expanded to high school students, and everyone spent the night sending “friend requests” to people they ignored in the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Facebook Open Registration
I’m “pining” for a long weekend. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
Jennifer Saunders’ version of this song is officially better than the original, and Puss in Boots’ eyes are my new emotional weakness. Part of the… Read More »2004 Archive: The Shrek 2 “Holding Out for a Hero”
Why did the Pentagon release a deck of cards with Iraqi leaders on them? To turn the war into a game of “Go Fish,” where… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Deck of Cards
Why did the blonde take her computer for a 20-mile run? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 63 Classic Blonde… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Hard Drive
Why was there vomit on his sweater already? Because in 2002, “Mom’s Spaghetti” became a more famous Italian dish than anything served in Little Italy.… Read More »2002 Archive: Eminem (8 Mile)
Why were the aliens so dumb? For traveling across the galaxy to invade a planet that is 70% water, only to realize that their only… Read More »2002 Archive: The Signs Water Logic
I find the new tech very attractive. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
I’m a writer. I’m just “done.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the lawyer sue the internet? Because he couldn’t find a way to put a “billable hour” on a downloaded song. Part of the… Read More »2000 Vintage: The MP3 Case
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