1999 Classic: The Red Bull & Vodka
A guy drinks five Vodka Red Bulls and says, “I can see the code in the Matrix!” The bartender says, “No, you’re just staring at… Read More »1999 Classic: The Red Bull & Vodka
1999 Classic: The 10 Things I Hate About You
I learned that Shakespeare is much better when it’s set in a high school and involves Heath Ledger singing. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1999 Classic: The 10 Things I Hate About You
1998 Classic: The Titanic VHS Box
The luxury of owning the double-cassette movie set and arguing over who got to borrow the second tape for the weekend. Part of the 33… Read More »1998 Classic: The Titanic VHS Box
1998 Legacy: The Roofer
I told my contractor I didn’t want a carpeted roof. He said, “Don’t worry, it’s on the house.” Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Roofer
1998 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Maria Pitillo in Godzilla? Because her performance was the only thing in the movie more artificial than the CGI lizard. Part of the 37 Razzie… Read More »1998 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress
1998 Legacy: The Sailor
“A smooth sea never made a skilled light bulb changer.” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The “Homicide” Justice
Why the Braugher win felt so good? Because it was the first time the grittiest show on TV finally felt seen. Part of the 41… Read More »1998 Classic: The “Homicide” Justice
1998 Classic: The “Ginger Spice” Exit
Why was the girl-power mood so low? Because Geri Halliwell left the Spice Girls, and the 1998 Thanksgiving table felt like it was missing its… Read More »1998 Classic: The “Ginger Spice” Exit
1997 Archive: The Defense Reform Initiative
Why “Reform”? Because “We are out of money and the Cold War is over” didn’t have enough syllables for a Pentagon report. Part of the… Read More »1997 Archive: The Defense Reform Initiative
1995 Archive: The Russian “Blackjack” Bombers
Why were they so expensive? Because in 1995, maintaining a supersonic bomber was more costly than the annual budget of the cities they were flying… Read More »1995 Archive: The Russian “Blackjack” Bombers