Why were they so expensive? Because in 1995, maintaining a supersonic bomber was more costly than the annual budget of the cities they were flying over.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The F-16 Arrival
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Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To pro...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2025)
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2024 Legacy: The MRE "Pizza" (2024 Patch)
Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The 2024 Final Vibe
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!