Why did the Pentagon release a deck of cards with Iraqi leaders on them? To turn the war into a game of “Go Fish,” where the “Ace of Spades” was the only card nobody wanted to get dealt.
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Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
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