Why were the aliens so dumb? For traveling across the galaxy to invade a planet that is 70% water, only to realize that their only weakness is… a glass of tap water.
Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2014 “Awesome Mix, Black Holes & Not Quite My Tempo” Edition
In 2014, Hollywood went for the heart and the eardrums. It was th...read more »
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38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition
In 1996, Hollywood was caught between the blockbuster boom and th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition
In 2002, Hollywood was all about breaking records and digital bou...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
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2023 Classic: The Ken Energy
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In 2001, Hollywood realized that people really, really wanted to ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bad Guys 2
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2025 Archive: The Thunderbolts Asterisk
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
True story! I was there!