Why was the traveler crossing his arms at security? Because he shouted “Wakanda Forever!” and expected the metal detector to be made of vibranium.
Part of the 46 Travel Jokes: The 2018 “Snap & Floss” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Airplane Food
Mystery meat and the smallest cup of water in the world.I asked t...read more »
The Jet Lag Curse
Waking up at 3 AM ready to eat a steak dinner.My body is in Tokyo...read more »
The Duty Free Shop
Buying giant chocolate bars because they feel free (they aren’t)....read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, travel felt like the end of an era and the start of a di...read more »
The Packing Paradox
Fitting your entire life into a carry-on bag.I spent three hours ...read more »
The Staycation
When your "vacation" is just you sitting on your own couch.I’m on...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition
In 1997, traveling was a blockbuster event. We were shouting "I’m...read more »
2025 Archive: The Personal Drone
Why did the tourist have a small bird following him? It wasn't a...read more »
The Camping Adventure
Paying money to live like a homeless person for a weekend.Camping...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Hotel
Why was the guest so annoyed at the Galactic Resort? Because he ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Lost Luggage
Your bags are on a solo vacation you didn’t authorize.The airline...read more »
The Travel Agent
A profession from the past helping with a future headache.I told ...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2021 “Revenge Travel & Suez Block” Edition
In 2021, traveling became an extreme sport of checking government...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Cash & Spider-Man” Edition
In 2002, travel felt a bit more "unified" in Europe, but a lot mo...read more »
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