He hit my knee. My phone fell out of my pocket and the screen cracked. He charged me for ‘Stress Testing’.
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The HMO
"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »
73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition
In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Cloud Death
"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
The history of humor in one post.