2020 Archive: The Sanitizer Sting

I used hand sanitizer after a paper cut. I saw God. He told me to stop touching paper.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

@Modem_Meltdown12/13/2012 17:51My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude08/01/2005 12:29The Dude abides... this joke.

@Bam_Margera_Fan01/05/2010 15:20Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Space_Background12/05/2014 15:21The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Captain_Obvious07/19/2009 21:25This is a comment on a funny joke.