Why did the meeting stop? Because someone’s phone started screaming “Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!” Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013 “Vine & Let It Go” Edition… Read More »2013 Classic: The “The Fox” Ringtone
Why Babel? Because it’s the only album that makes you want to build a cabin and start a revolution at the same time. Part of… Read More »2013 Archive: Album of the Year
I’m “taking” a bite out of the 5S. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
The pastor sadly tossing a plastic box of colored 3.5-inch floppy disks into the trash because the new parish office computer doesn’t even have a… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Floppy Disk Retirement
A guy tries to lift a heavy beer mug and fails. He says, “I am not worthy!” The bartender says, “No, you’re just weak. Try… Read More »2011 Archive: The Thor
Keeping a modern, slim mobile telephone locked inside a massive, heavy-duty leather pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt next to a bottle of… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Cellular Waistband Security
“Which is worse? To live as a burnt-out bulb, or to die as a bright light?” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 –… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Shutter Island Detective
Why was the tech guy pointing at a blue port? “It’s ten times faster! I just need to find a cable that actually exists!” Part… Read More »2010 Classic: The USB 3.0 Realization
“A dark cabin is just a submarine without the water.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2009 Classic: The Sailor
“Does this machine scan for ‘Pig Genes’?” “No, just normal human ones. Try to stay calm.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine… Read More »2009 Vintage: The MRI
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