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2013 Legacy: The Apple

 I’m “taking” a bite out of the 5S.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002)
The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »
115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015)
In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »
199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009)
The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Aesthetic
 I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bread
 I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Onion
 I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »
118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013)
2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Snow
 I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Desktop
 I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Corn
 This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The Neural Link
 I’m thinking about a pun right now, and my toaster just laughed....read more »
101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001)
The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Virus
 I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Wind
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer05/14/2015 09:45You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Lion_King_Pumbaa10/14/2007 05:17They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Pizza_Pizza_9903/07/2003 10:34Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Voodoo_3dfx10/27/2008 04:43The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei10/10/2000 10:08You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Goonies_Never_D05/14/2013 20:56Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler11/16/2002 19:31May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Safari_Surfer12/01/2010 16:06A wild laugh appeared!

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