I’m “taking” a bite out of the 5S.
Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
A wild laugh appeared!