Why was the game stopped? Because Brees passed Peyton Manning and the entire city of New Orleans had a parade right there on the 40-yard… Read More »2018 Archive: The Drew Brees All-Time Passing Record
Why was everyone crossing their arms in 2018? Because “Wakanda Forever” wasn’t just a movie quote—it was a global movement that proved superheroes look better… Read More »2018 Legacy: Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman)
Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry a pop star or live in a mansion in the… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
She says AirPods are “the perfect invention.” “Now you have an excuse for not listening to me, instead of just pretending your ears are broken.”… Read More »2017 Legacy: The AirPods (Part 2)
Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Scared Tree
“I’m doing an a cappella riff-off!” “Please don’t. The cat is already judging you enough as it is.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Pitch Perfect 2
Why was Kyle Busch the champ? Because Jimmie got knocked out of the Chase early, and Kyle won it all after missing half the season… Read More »2015 Classic: The Jimmie Johnson “Seventh” Wait
She’s waiting for the Apple Watch so she can be disappointed in me “literally every second of the day.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2014 Classic: The Apple Watch (Early Adopter)
Why was his hat so big? Because it needed enough room to store all the joy of 2014 and possibly a small snacks for the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Pharrell “Happy” Hat
“Now you see me… now you don’t!” “Is that your plan for avoiding the in-laws this weekend?” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking &… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Now You See Me
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