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2009 Classic: The “LoveGame” Gaga

 She’s asking if I want to take a ride on her disco stick. I’m still not sure what that is, but the beat is 10/10.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified

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@Hotmail_Checker01/27/2010 23:50Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Voodoo_3dfx02/26/2011 07:25The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@BitTorrent_0108/09/2007 23:22Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Cool_Story_Bro11/27/1996 11:30Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Influencer_9908/26/2015 11:19My followers need to see this!
@Streamer_Pro_9904/07/2013 17:12Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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