2023 Classic: Super Mario Bros. Movie
Why did it make a billion dollars? Because Jack Black sang “Peaches” and every adult in the world remembered they still love Nintendo. Part of… Read More »2023 Classic: Super Mario Bros. Movie
2022 Legacy: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the code of the AI. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Best Animated Feature
Why did Soul win? Because Pixar realized that during a pandemic, a movie about a man dying and questioning his existence was exactly the “lighthearted… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Best Animated Feature
2021 Vintage: The 2021
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2021. / 2021 who? / 2,021 reasons why this year was “legend-wait-for-it-dary!” Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2021 Vintage: The 2021
2020 Vintage: Worst Screenplay
Why 365 Days? For dialogue that was so “steamy” it actually caused the viewers’ brains to evaporate. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Vintage: Worst Screenplay
2020 Legacy: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
The total collapse of the classroom economy because you couldn’t trade a stick of 0.5mm lead for a bag of potato chips through a computer… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
2019 Vintage: The 2019 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it a game-changer? Because it was the night “America” (Gambino) finally got recognized by the Academy, “Golden Hour” (Kacey) brought peace to the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The 2019 Final Grammy Vibe
2019 Classic: The “Rise of Skywalker” Hype
Why was the office divided? Because half the team wanted “Answers” and the other half just wanted “The Force” to fix the Wi-Fi. Part of… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Rise of Skywalker” Hype
2019 Archive: Toy Story 4
Why was the “Spork” having an identity crisis? Because “Forky” realized that being trash is a lot less pressure than being a toy. Part of… Read More »2019 Archive: Toy Story 4
2018 Archive: The Drew Brees All-Time Passing Record
Why was the game stopped? Because Brees passed Peyton Manning and the entire city of New Orleans had a parade right there on the 40-yard… Read More »2018 Archive: The Drew Brees All-Time Passing Record