2004 Vintage: The Stethoscope

“I hear a beat.” “A good one?” “It sounds like a garage band from Seattle.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Zoolander_Blue01/26/2014 15:38Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@AOL_Instant_Msg11/06/2004 06:39I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@ICQ_Classic01/16/2001 22:49That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan11/07/1998 08:13This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Marquee_Text_Fan03/15/2011 01:14<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>