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2023 Classic: Super Mario Bros. Movie

 Why did it make a billion dollars? Because Jack Black sang “Peaches” and every adult in the world remembered they still love Nintendo.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link11/22/2007 17:24It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Harry_Potter_Ron11/07/1995 14:27Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Goosebumps_Kid08/20/2007 22:39Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Tina_Eat_Food09/08/1997 17:57Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Cool_Story_Bro12/18/2001 13:05Actually, it IS a cool story!

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