2019 Archive: Toy Story 4

Why was the “Spork” having an identity crisis? Because “Forky” realized that being trash is a lot less pressure than being a toy.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1997, Halloween was a mix of futuristic optimism and VHS nosta...read more »

Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »

Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »

Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best wa...read more »

Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »

Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »

Why was the spirit shouting "Skibidi Ohio" at the moon? Because s...read more »

In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »

Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »

Why was the ghost just a glitching QR code? Because in 2025, 90% ...read more »

In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »

Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »

In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »

Why was the king of the turtles singing a ballad about a princess...read more »

@X-Gen_Mark05/09/2010 18:56This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Palm_Pilot_User11/20/2009 00:43Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Austin_Powers_Doctor08/14/2000 00:55One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Green_Day_Fan06/30/2006 20:58Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Digimon_Tamer11/12/2014 11:08My joke just digivolved into a better one!