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2015 Classic: The Jimmie Johnson “Seventh” Wait

Why was Kyle Busch the champ? Because Jimmie got knocked out of the Chase early, and Kyle won it all after missing half the season with a broken leg.

Part of the 48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King's Decisions” Edition
In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition
In 2007, sport was a thriller with an unfinished ending. The New ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Cooper Flagg Debut
Why were the NBA teams "Tanking" again? Because every losing team...read more »
2025 Archive: The MLB "Robot Umps" Official Launch
Why were the managers so quiet? Because you can’t argue with a co...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
In 2001, sports became a symbol of resilience and jaw-dropping re...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
The Final Whistle
Closing the game with a final OHH! hit.Why did the athlete sit on...read more »
48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition
In 2015, sports were about breaking droughts and shattering expec...read more »
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »

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In 2017, the word "impossible" was officially removed from the di...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan10/22/2010 22:22I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes01/06/2005 16:28Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Hanson_Fan_9706/04/2002 21:47Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Linux_Distro_User07/31/2004 14:48Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Silk_Road_Ghost09/15/2002 22:26Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan10/29/2001 20:36Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Bill_Ted_Excell09/07/2006 17:12Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Blogger_Default01/22/2001 16:27Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

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