2009 Classic: The Sailor
“A dark cabin is just a submarine without the water.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2009 Classic: The Sailor
2008 Legacy: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Country Buffet Strategy
2008 Archive: The Joker’s Pencil Trick
Why was Heath Ledger the talk of the town? Because he gave a performance so legendary that he made every other movie villain in history… Read More »2008 Archive: The Joker’s Pencil Trick
2008 Classic: The Stress Test
“You passed the stress test,” the doctor said. “Which means you’re officially the only person in America who isn’t worried about their bank account.” Part… Read More »2008 Classic: The Stress Test
2007 Classic: Outstanding Drama
Why The Sopranos? Because you don’t bet against the family, especially when they’re leaving for good. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Classic: Outstanding Drama
2007 Classic: Ghost Rider’s Hair
Why was Nicolas Cage nominated? Because his CGI hair was so distracting that audiences forgot he was a stuntman who sold his soul to the… Read More »2007 Classic: Ghost Rider’s Hair
2006 Vintage: The 300
A guy kicks a stool and yells, “THIS IS SPARTA!” The bartender says, “No, this is a pub in London. Get out.” Part of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The 300
2005 Legacy: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Theodore
2005 Archive: The Morgan Freeman “Finally” Moment
Why did it take so long for him to win? Because the Academy was waiting for him to finish narrating every other movie in existence… Read More »2005 Archive: The Morgan Freeman “Finally” Moment
2005 Archive: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Archive: The Chip