2005 Archive: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Archive: The Chip
2005 Legacy: The Guitar Hero Player
One, but they have to hit every note on the orange and blue buttons to get the bulb into the socket. Part of the 65… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Guitar Hero Player
2004 Vintage: The Stethoscope
“I hear a beat.” “A good one?” “It sounds like a garage band from Seattle.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Stethoscope
2003 Classic: The Bear
I can’t “bear” the dial-up speed. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: Best Producer of the Year
Why T Bone Burnett? Because he convinced the world to buy millions of copies of 80-year-old folk songs. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Vintage: Best Producer of the Year
2002 Classic: The Xbox Live Late
Why was the tech lead late for the 9 AM meeting? He was “Live” until 4 AM defending a virtual base from teenagers. Part of… Read More »2002 Classic: The Xbox Live Late
2002 Vintage: The Best Sound Win
Why did Black Hawk Down win? Because the Academy loves the sound of helicopters almost as much as they love the sound of their own… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Best Sound Win
2002 Classic: The Cellular Holster Guard
Wearing a massive, rigid plastic cell phone case clipped directly onto the waistband of a pair of high-waisted slacks, positioned like a piece of high-stakes… Read More »2002 Classic: The Cellular Holster Guard
2002 Vintage: The Jennifer Capriati Aus Open
Why was she the “Comeback Queen”? Because she saved four match points in the final, proving that she has more lives than a cat. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Jennifer Capriati Aus Open
2002 Legacy: The MySpace
I told her about social networking. She asked if there’s a site called “MyProblem” where she can post photos of me. Part of the 61… Read More »2002 Legacy: The MySpace