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2011 Vintage: The Cellular Waistband Security

Keeping a modern, slim mobile telephone locked inside a massive, heavy-duty leather pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt next to a bottle of prescription pills.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Interrogation, Cloud Confusion & Tablet Battles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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