Why did Black Hawk Down win? Because the Academy loves the sound of helicopters almost as much as they love the sound of their own applause.
Part of the 37 Oscars Jokes: The 2002 “Halle’s History, Shrek’s Arrival & Denzel’s Double” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
A wild laugh appeared!