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2002 Classic: The Cellular Holster Guard

Wearing a massive, rigid plastic cell phone case clipped directly onto the waistband of a pair of high-waisted slacks, positioned like a piece of high-stakes security equipment.

Part of the 33 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Currency, Color Screens & Desktop Dusting” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Harry_Potter_Hermione02/26/1995 22:51It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Hackers_Movie_Fan07/15/2012 16:07Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Trinity_Matrix12/06/2013 12:40Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Pwnage_King02/08/1995 09:13Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Salad_Fingers_F12/20/2007 11:39I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Smosh_Old_School04/10/2000 23:56Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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