2002 Legacy: The MySpace
I told her about social networking. She asked if there’s a site called “MyProblem” where she can post photos of me. Part of the 61… Read More »2002 Legacy: The MySpace
2001 Classic: The Wikipedia Editor
One, but they need three citations to prove the room is actually dark. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and… Read More »2001 Classic: The Wikipedia Editor
2001 Classic: The Best Foreign Language Film
Why was it China’s year? Because Crouching Tiger was the only movie that year that made subtitles feel like “Action Movie Dialogue.” Part of the… Read More »2001 Classic: The Best Foreign Language Film
2000 Classic: The Millionaire (Who Wants to Be a…)
What was the most popular phrase at the door? “Is that your final answer?”—usually asked after someone chose a toothbrush over a Snickers bar. Part… Read More »2000 Classic: The Millionaire (Who Wants to Be a…)
2000 Vintage: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Country Buffet Strategy
1999 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent thinking about charging? “Pre-billing strategic alignment.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
1999 Archive: The Y2K “Non-Event”
Why were people mad on Jan 1st, 2000? Because they had spent $500 on canned beans and the only thing that crashed was their New… Read More »1999 Archive: The Y2K “Non-Event”
1999 Archive: The Diagnosis
“You have ‘End-of-Century Syndrome’.” “What are the symptoms?” “Buying a lot of canned beans and water.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K… Read More »1999 Archive: The Diagnosis
1998 Classic: The Rain
She complained that the rain was “too loud” and was clearly doing it on purpose. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars… Read More »1998 Classic: The Rain
1997 Vintage: The Pina Colada
A guy orders a Pina Colada. The bartender asks, “Do you like getting caught in the rain?” The guy says, “No, I just like pineapple.”… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Pina Colada