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2002 Vintage: The Jennifer Capriati Aus Open

Why was she the “Comeback Queen”? Because she saved four match points in the final, proving that she has more lives than a cat.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy02/21/2001 09:52Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Forrest_Gump_8802/03/1995 01:59Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Flash_Player_Fan02/20/1996 00:54Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@MP3_Encoder12/02/2004 08:26128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Emule_Donkey04/09/2008 14:46Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Grunge_Lord_9402/11/2003 20:20I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Bam_Margera_Fan05/31/2006 09:09Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Breakfast_Club_B01/17/2015 08:56Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Keyboard_Cat_P07/10/2008 21:16Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@CompuServe_Classic12/22/2005 16:08Premium humor for premium members.

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