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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

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In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? Have you tr...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

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@Palm_Pilot_User02/14/2004 16:27Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Clueless_Dionne02/28/1998 14:26Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Dorm_Room_Hero01/04/2014 18:38My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan10/11/2014 04:43Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Courage_Dog12/09/2006 08:30The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Transformers_OP03/14/1995 20:51Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Numa_Numa_Guy04/11/2010 15:33Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Digg_Submitter_0512/03/1998 12:24Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!