2010 Legacy: The Manhattan
“A sophisticated drink for a confusing year.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The 1080p YouTube Video
Why was it so slow? Because the office Wi-Fi wasn’t ready for “Cinema Quality” during a lunch break. Part of the 83 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2010 Archive: The 1080p YouTube Video
2009 Classic: The “Good Girls Go Bad”
Leighton Meester from Gossip Girl has a pop song. 2009 is the year of the TV-to-Pop crossover. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era… Read More »2009 Classic: The “Good Girls Go Bad”
2008 Legacy: The Tilda Swinton “Vibe”
Why did she win for Michael Clayton? Because she played a corporate shark so well that half the studio executives in the room tried to… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Tilda Swinton “Vibe”
2007 Classic: The The Bourne Ultimatum
Why was everyone running? Because Matt Damon finished his trilogy, making “walking quickly through a crowd with a backpack” the coolest thing you could do… Read More »2007 Classic: The The Bourne Ultimatum
2007 Classic: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a stylus? Just in case he needed to sign a “release form” in the afterlife. Part… Read More »2007 Classic: The Final Summary
2006 Legacy: The X-Men
The Last Stand: Why were there so many “mutants” at the party? Because the movie made us believe that having the “power” to eat 12… Read More »2006 Legacy: The X-Men
2006 Legacy: The Red Hot Chili Peppers “Stadium Arcadium” Double-Header
Why 28 songs? Because John Frusciante had so many solos he needed two discs just to fit his guitar’s ego. Part of the 41 Musician… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Red Hot Chili Peppers “Stadium Arcadium” Double-Header
2006 Legacy: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new Wii controller! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Anita
2006 Vintage: The Apple
I’m “taking” a bite out of the new MacBook. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified