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2006 Vintage: The Apple

 I’m “taking” a bite out of the new MacBook.

Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy03/11/2011 01:09Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Animorphs_X05/16/2015 15:23I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Anchorman_Ron06/20/2004 01:38I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Double_Rainbow_G03/24/2002 17:56What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Shut_Up_Money12/27/2007 23:44Shut up and take my laughter!
@I_See_What_You09/28/2004 22:01I see what you did there. Clever!
@Dark_Web_Joker12/19/2004 17:41Found this on the deep end of the net.

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